I mutter insults quietly

21Jan09

Step 1: Find yourself disagreeing with request made of you.
Step 2: Mutter “Gofuckyourself” quickly under your breath
Step 3: Follow immediately by saying loudly “Wha?”
It is the perfect “in-joke” that a small group can use against others.
It is good for small, insignificant vit

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We all threw eggs

18Jan09

My friend has been living in a flat with a stunning view of the Sydney Harbour bridge.
He is moving out after a year of fine sights, so to celebrate we had a few drinks on his 18th floor balcony.
And we decided to have an egg throwing competition.
I won.
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: antisocial, antisocial behaviour, egg balcony, egg throwing, things landing on heads, thrown objects

I have bought fake poo and I think I’m going to use it

02Jan09

“Thisiscrap.com”
It was just an idea.
Now I have the means with which to execute it.
So watch this space….
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: antisocial, antisocial behaviour, breaking the law, graffiti, judgement, vandalism

I know what I’d do if I was terrorist

02Jan09

I’d make the Sydney fireworks go off at 11.23pm on NYE.
Ha-ha-ha-happy New Year.
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: antisocial, antisocial behaviour, best fireworks in world, ethics, lawbreakers, new year's eve, nye, nye fireworks, sydney fireworks, vandalism

I steal from people I work with

07Jun08

It had been laying by the door for days.
It was raining hard.
It looked broken anyway.
It was.
So I left the umbrella in the restaurant.
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: antisocial, antisocial behaviour, broken umbrella, nicking, robber, steal, stealing, theft, thief, umbrella

I fake it when the collection envelope goes round

06Jun08

Not every time. But some of the time.
Do I have to like everyone at the office?
Once I was asked to contribute to someone who left because they couldn’t stand working with me… how does that work?
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: antisocial behaviour, antisocial behaviour; collection envelopes, arse, collection envelopes, office, office politics, open plan office, tight arse, whip rounds

I like to sign-swear

05Jun08

If a dining experience has left me wanting revenge, I like to scrawl my signature mingled with an insulting ‘fu<<off’.
Small gesture, largely satisfying.
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: autographs, eftpos, rude bar staff, rude waiters, rude waitresses, savings or credit, signing, swearing, til receipts

I have vandalised my neighbourhood

02Jun08

Do attitudes lead behaviour?
I have sprayed my first wall. It felt great.
My friends had a turn to.
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: graffiti, penguins, spray paint, stencil art, sydney graffiti, vandalism

I like the idea of producing offensive materials for public display

02Jun08

A group of us were sitting in a pub.
The service wasn’t great and the menu ended up being over analysed.
And it was then the idea of “gash menus” was created.
I like the idea of creating gash menus. It involves stealing a copy of the menu and then creating a replica version. Even down [...]

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Tags: gash, ideas from pub, menus, porn, sexual terms, vandalism

I don’t cancel my taxi requests

08May08

I call for cabs.
But often I am late calling the cab.
So I stand on the street, and then another cab comes along. So I jump in.
And I don’t actually ring back the other company and tell them I no longer need the taxi.
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: Add new tag, cabs, calling for cabs, taxi queues, taxis, taxis combined, waiting for cabs