I steal from people I work with

07Jun08

It had been laying by the door for days.
It was raining hard.
It looked broken anyway.
It was.
So I left the umbrella in the restaurant.
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: antisocial, antisocial behaviour, broken umbrella, nicking, robber, steal, stealing, theft, thief, umbrella

I fake it when the collection envelope goes round

06Jun08

Not every time. But some of the time.
Do I have to like everyone at the office?
Once I was asked to contribute to someone who left because they couldn’t stand working with me… how does that work?
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: antisocial behaviour, antisocial behaviour; collection envelopes, arse, collection envelopes, office, office politics, open plan office, tight arse, whip rounds

I like to sign-swear

05Jun08

If a dining experience has left me wanting revenge, I like to scrawl my signature mingled with an insulting ‘fu<<off’.
Small gesture, largely satisfying.
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: autographs, eftpos, rude bar staff, rude waiters, rude waitresses, savings or credit, signing, swearing, til receipts

I have vandalised my neighbourhood

02Jun08

Do attitudes lead behaviour?
I have sprayed my first wall. It felt great.
My friends had a turn to.
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: graffiti, penguins, spray paint, stencil art, sydney graffiti, vandalism

I like the idea of producing offensive materials for public display

02Jun08

A group of us were sitting in a pub.
The service wasn’t great and the menu ended up being over analysed.
And it was then the idea of “gash menus” was created.
I like the idea of creating gash menus. It involves stealing a copy of the menu and then creating a replica version. Even down [...]

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Tags: gash, ideas from pub, menus, porn, sexual terms, vandalism

I don’t cancel my taxi requests

08May08

I call for cabs.
But often I am late calling the cab.
So I stand on the street, and then another cab comes along. So I jump in.
And I don’t actually ring back the other company and tell them I no longer need the taxi.
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: Add new tag, taxis, taxis combined, calling for cabs, waiting for cabs, cabs, taxi queues

I fart at work

08May08

I sit in an open plan office.
I manage quite a large team.
I sit at my desk and fart. Sometimes pretty smelly ones after lunch.
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: antisocial behaviour, farts, modern times, selfishness, work

I like vandalism

07Apr08

I like the look of graffiti.
In fact I love it so much I take pictures of it and share them with my friends.
I have even bought prints of graffiti I haven’t been able to find myself - because it has probably been painted over by the owners of the building that was vandalised.
I like vandals.
One [...]

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Tags: generation x, graffiti, antisocial behaviour, morality, ethics, judgement