Archive for the 'i encourage others' Category
She tipped a tooth
In the collection plate at a Japanese restaurant.
She may not have done. She may have done.
She told me she had because I was talking about anti-social things.
Ain’tisocial?
Filed under: i encourage others | 0 Comments
Tags: antisocial, antisocial behaviour, tipping, waiter, waiters, waitress
I can catch a snooper
Take one bathroom cupboard, with mirrored door.
Take eleven small urine sample pots. Fill out labels with various dates.
Fill pots with various liquids such as white wine, apple juice, lime juice, cider, and perhaps even a port.
Place pots on shelves inside cupboard.
Wait for next barbie and watch guests for signs of horrified snooping.
Expose, andenjoy.
Ain’tisocial?
Filed under: i encourage others | 0 Comments
Tags: antisocial behaviour, bathroom cabinet, bathroom cupboard, bbq party, dinner party, dinner party guests, entrapment, guests, nosey parkers, piss pot, sample pot, snooper, urine sample
Do attitudes lead behaviour?
I have sprayed my first wall. It felt great.
My friends had a turn to.
Ain’tisocial?
Filed under: i encourage others, i like | 0 Comments
Tags: graffiti, penguins, spray paint, stencil art, sydney graffiti, vandalism
I accept stolen goods
We went to the pub again.
There were some small white dishes that someone thought would match my other crockery.
L’il cuties they called them.
I accepted the first. So they brought me more.
Now I have three
Ain’tisocial?
Filed under: i encourage others | 0 Comments
Tags: breaking the law, crockery, lawbreakers, pub, soteln goods, steal, thief
I applaud a good sick story
When my friends tell me about how they have been sick from drinking too much alcohol, I laugh heartily.
I don’t think about who has to clear the sick up.
Public transport workers, taxi drivers, street cleaners.
I don’t laugh at them. I laugh at the sick story.
Ain’tisocial?
Filed under: i encourage others | 0 Comments
Tags: antisocial behaviour, binge drinking, drinking, story telling
