I mutter insults quietly

21Jan09

Step 1: Find yourself disagreeing with request made of you.
Step 2: Mutter “Gofuckyourself” quickly under your breath
Step 3: Follow immediately by saying loudly “Wha?”
It is the perfect “in-joke” that a small group can use against others.
It is good for small, insignificant vit

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We all threw eggs

18Jan09

My friend has been living in a flat with a stunning view of the Sydney Harbour bridge.
He is moving out after a year of fine sights, so to celebrate we had a few drinks on his 18th floor balcony.
And we decided to have an egg throwing competition.
I won.
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: antisocial, antisocial behaviour, egg balcony, egg throwing, things landing on heads, thrown objects

She tipped a tooth

08Jun08

In the collection plate at a Japanese restaurant.
She may not have done. She may have done.
She told me she had because I was talking about anti-social things.
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: antisocial, antisocial behaviour, tipping, waiter, waiters, waitress

I can catch a snooper

05Jun08

Take one bathroom cupboard, with mirrored door.
Take eleven small urine sample pots. Fill out labels with various dates.
Fill pots with various liquids such as white wine, apple juice, lime juice, cider, and perhaps even a port.
Place pots on shelves inside cupboard.
Wait for next barbie and watch guests for signs of horrified snooping.
Expose, andenjoy.
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: antisocial behaviour, bathroom cabinet, bathroom cupboard, bbq party, dinner party, dinner party guests, entrapment, guests, nosey parkers, piss pot, sample pot, snooper, urine sample

I have vandalised my neighbourhood

02Jun08

Do attitudes lead behaviour?
I have sprayed my first wall. It felt great.
My friends had a turn to.
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: graffiti, penguins, spray paint, stencil art, sydney graffiti, vandalism

I accept stolen goods

02Jun08

We went to the pub again.
There were some small white dishes that someone thought would match my other crockery.
L’il cuties they called them.
I accepted the first. So they brought me more.
Now I have three
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: breaking the law, crockery, lawbreakers, pub, soteln goods, steal, thief

I like the idea of producing offensive materials for public display

02Jun08

A group of us were sitting in a pub.
The service wasn’t great and the menu ended up being over analysed.
And it was then the idea of “gash menus” was created.
I like the idea of creating gash menus. It involves stealing a copy of the menu and then creating a replica version. Even down [...]

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Tags: gash, ideas from pub, menus, porn, sexual terms, vandalism

I applaud a good sick story

07Apr08

When my friends tell me about how they have been sick from drinking too much alcohol, I laugh heartily.
I don’t think about who has to clear the sick up.
Public transport workers, taxi drivers, street cleaners.
I don’t laugh at them. I laugh at the sick story.
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: antisocial behaviour, binge drinking, drinking, story telling