I mutter insults quietly

21Jan09

Step 1: Find yourself disagreeing with request made of you.
Step 2: Mutter “Gofuckyourself” quickly under your breath
Step 3: Follow immediately by saying loudly “Wha?”
It is the perfect “in-joke” that a small group can use against others.
It is good for small, insignificant vit

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We all threw eggs

18Jan09

My friend has been living in a flat with a stunning view of the Sydney Harbour bridge.
He is moving out after a year of fine sights, so to celebrate we had a few drinks on his 18th floor balcony.
And we decided to have an egg throwing competition.
I won.
Ain’tisocial?

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I have bought fake poo and I think I’m going to use it

02Jan09

“Thisiscrap.com”
It was just an idea.
Now I have the means with which to execute it.
So watch this space….
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: antisocial, antisocial behaviour, breaking the law, graffiti, judgement, vandalism

I know what I’d do if I was terrorist

02Jan09

I’d make the Sydney fireworks go off at 11.23pm on NYE.
Ha-ha-ha-happy New Year.
Ain’tisocial?

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