I can catch a snooper

05Jun08

Take one bathroom cupboard, with mirrored door.
Take eleven small urine sample pots. Fill out labels with various dates.
Fill pots with various liquids such as white wine, apple juice, lime juice, cider, and perhaps even a port.
Place pots on shelves inside cupboard.
Wait for next barbie and watch guests for signs of horrified snooping.
Expose, andenjoy.
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: antisocial behaviour, bathroom cabinet, bathroom cupboard, bbq party, dinner party, dinner party guests, entrapment, guests, nosey parkers, piss pot, sample pot, snooper, urine sample

I like to sign-swear

05Jun08

If a dining experience has left me wanting revenge, I like to scrawl my signature mingled with an insulting ‘fu<<off’.
Small gesture, largely satisfying.
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Tags: autographs, eftpos, rude bar staff, rude waiters, rude waitresses, savings or credit, signing, swearing, til receipts