She tipped a tooth

08Jun08

In the collection plate at a Japanese restaurant.
She may not have done. She may have done.
She told me she had because I was talking about anti-social things.
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: antisocial, antisocial behaviour, tipping, waiter, waiters, waitress

I steal from people I work with

07Jun08

It had been laying by the door for days.
It was raining hard.
It looked broken anyway.
It was.
So I left the umbrella in the restaurant.
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: antisocial, antisocial behaviour, broken umbrella, nicking, robber, steal, stealing, theft, thief, umbrella

I fake it when the collection envelope goes round

06Jun08

Not every time. But some of the time.
Do I have to like everyone at the office?
Once I was asked to contribute to someone who left because they couldn’t stand working with me… how does that work?
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: antisocial behaviour, antisocial behaviour; collection envelopes, arse, collection envelopes, office, office politics, open plan office, tight arse, whip rounds

I can catch a snooper

05Jun08

Take one bathroom cupboard, with mirrored door.
Take eleven small urine sample pots. Fill out labels with various dates.
Fill pots with various liquids such as white wine, apple juice, lime juice, cider, and perhaps even a port.
Place pots on shelves inside cupboard.
Wait for next barbie and watch guests for signs of horrified snooping.
Expose, andenjoy.
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: antisocial behaviour, bathroom cabinet, bathroom cupboard, bbq party, dinner party, dinner party guests, entrapment, guests, nosey parkers, piss pot, sample pot, snooper, urine sample

I like to sign-swear

05Jun08

If a dining experience has left me wanting revenge, I like to scrawl my signature mingled with an insulting ‘fu<<off’.
Small gesture, largely satisfying.
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: autographs, eftpos, rude bar staff, rude waiters, rude waitresses, savings or credit, signing, swearing, til receipts

I have vandalised my neighbourhood

02Jun08

Do attitudes lead behaviour?
I have sprayed my first wall. It felt great.
My friends had a turn to.
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: graffiti, penguins, spray paint, stencil art, sydney graffiti, vandalism

I accept stolen goods

02Jun08

We went to the pub again.
There were some small white dishes that someone thought would match my other crockery.
L’il cuties they called them.
I accepted the first. So they brought me more.
Now I have three
Ain’tisocial?

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Tags: breaking the law, crockery, lawbreakers, pub, soteln goods, steal, thief

I like the idea of producing offensive materials for public display

02Jun08

A group of us were sitting in a pub.
The service wasn’t great and the menu ended up being over analysed.
And it was then the idea of “gash menus” was created.
I like the idea of creating gash menus. It involves stealing a copy of the menu and then creating a replica version. Even down [...]

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