I don’t cancel my taxi requests

08May08

I call for cabs.
But often I am late calling the cab.
So I stand on the street, and then another cab comes along. So I jump in.
And I don’t actually ring back the other company and tell them I no longer need the taxi.
Ain’tisocial?

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I fart at work

08May08

I sit in an open plan office.
I manage quite a large team.
I sit at my desk and fart. Sometimes pretty smelly ones after lunch.
Ain’tisocial?

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