I mutter insults quietly

Step 1: Find yourself disagreeing with request made of you.
Step 2: Mutter “Gofuckyourself” quickly under your breath
Step 3: Follow immediately by saying loudly “Wha?”
It is the perfect “in-joke” that a small group can use against others.
It is good for small, insignificant vit
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We all threw eggs

My friend has been living in a flat with a stunning view of the Sydney Harbour bridge.
He is moving out after a year of fine sights, so to celebrate we had a few drinks on his 18th floor balcony.
And we decided to have an egg throwing competition.
I won.
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“Thisiscrap.com”
It was just an idea.
Now I have the means with which to execute it.
So watch this space….
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I’d make the Sydney fireworks go off at 11.23pm on NYE.
Ha-ha-ha-happy New Year.
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She tipped a tooth
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I steal from people I work with
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I can catch a snooper
Take one bathroom cupboard, with mirrored door.
Take eleven small urine sample pots. Fill out labels with various dates.
Fill pots with various liquids such as white wine, apple juice, lime juice, cider, and perhaps even a port.
Place pots on shelves inside cupboard.
Wait for next barbie and watch guests for signs of horrified snooping.
Expose, andenjoy.
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