I mutter insults quietly
Step 1: Find yourself disagreeing with request made of you.
Step 2: Mutter “Gofuckyourself” quickly under your breath
Step 3: Follow immediately by saying loudly “Wha?”
It is the perfect “in-joke” that a small group can use against others.
It is good for small, insignificant vit
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We all threw eggs
My friend has been living in a flat with a stunning view of the Sydney Harbour bridge.
He is moving out after a year of fine sights, so to celebrate we had a few drinks on his 18th floor balcony.
And we decided to have an egg throwing competition.
I won.
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“Thisiscrap.com”
It was just an idea.
Now I have the means with which to execute it.
So watch this space….
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I’d make the Sydney fireworks go off at 11.23pm on NYE.
Ha-ha-ha-happy New Year.
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She tipped a tooth
In the collection plate at a Japanese restaurant.
She may not have done. She may have done.
She told me she had because I was talking about anti-social things.
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I steal from people I work with
It had been laying by the door for days.
It was raining hard.
It looked broken anyway.
It was.
So I left the umbrella in the restaurant.
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Not every time. But some of the time.
Do I have to like everyone at the office?
Once I was asked to contribute to someone who left because they couldn’t stand working with me… how does that work?
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I can catch a snooper
Take one bathroom cupboard, with mirrored door.
Take eleven small urine sample pots. Fill out labels with various dates.
Fill pots with various liquids such as white wine, apple juice, lime juice, cider, and perhaps even a port.
Place pots on shelves inside cupboard.
Wait for next barbie and watch guests for signs of horrified snooping.
Expose, andenjoy.
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I like to sign-swear
If a dining experience has left me wanting revenge, I like to scrawl my signature mingled with an insulting ‘fu<<off’.
Small gesture, largely satisfying.
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Tags: autographs, eftpos, rude bar staff, rude waiters, rude waitresses, savings or credit, signing, swearing, til receipts
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